{"id":2692,"date":"2021-12-18T21:22:00","date_gmt":"2021-12-18T21:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/poftadeviata.ro\/?p=2692"},"modified":"2021-12-18T21:22:00","modified_gmt":"2021-12-18T21:22:00","slug":"mia-glice-glacee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poftadeviata.ro\/index.php\/2021\/12\/18\/mia-glice-glacee\/","title":{"rendered":"Mia-Glice Glac\u00e9e"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Matei<\/strong>: \u021aie \u00ee\u021bi plac dulciurile?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cerbul \u0218ni\u021bel<\/strong>: \u00cen lumea din care vin eu dulciurile se pot doar mirosi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Matei<\/strong>: Vrei s\u0103 spui c\u0103 nu ai gustat niciodat\u0103 bezelele din coarne?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cerbul \u0218ni\u021bel<\/strong>: Bezelele acelea sunt doar de decor. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Matei<\/strong>: Mie cel mai mult \u00eemi place s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nc dulciuri. M\u0103 binedispun. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cerbul \u0218ni\u021bel<\/strong>: Simpaticul meu prieten\u2026buna dispozi\u021bie venit\u0103 de la dulciuri trece c\u00e2t ai spune ZAH\u0102R!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Matei<\/strong>: Tocmai de aceea nu m\u0103 opresc niciodat\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cerbul \u0218ni\u021bel<\/strong>: Ar trebui s\u0103 te opre\u0219ti \u0219i s\u0103-\u021bi g\u0103se\u0219ti alte surse de bun\u0103 dispozi\u021bie! Dulciurile \u00eent\u00e2i se r\u0103zboiesc cu din\u021bii \u0219i dup\u0103 ce las\u0103 urme de lupt\u0103 pe ei trec mai departe la atacul stomacului. Dup\u0103 c\u00e2teva b\u0103t\u0103lii date la \u00eentuneric, migreaz\u0103 mi\u0219ele\u0219te \u00een tot trupul, se instaleaz\u0103 confortabil \u0219i \u00eencep s\u0103 se certe cu creierul t\u0103u pentru \u00eent\u0103riri constante. P\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi dai seama, apar tot felul de erori \u00een procesele importante din corpul \u0219i mintea ta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Matei<\/strong>: Dar mi-e greu s\u0103 le rezist. Arat\u0103 at\u00e2t de bine \u0219i sunt at\u00e2t de apetisante. Delicioase. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cerbul \u0218ni\u021bel<\/strong>: Cum de nu \u021bi-ai dat seama de deghizare? Dac\u0103 ar ar\u0103ta precum erorile pe care le produc nimeni nu s-ar mai apropia de ele. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Matei<\/strong>: Off! \u0218i la asta trebuie s\u0103 fie atent<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cerbul \u0218ni\u021bel:<\/strong> \u00ce\u021bi sunt al\u0103turi. \u00ce\u021bi voi \u00eendrepta pa\u0219ii c\u0103tre T\u0103r\u00e2mul Bunei-Dispozi\u021bii \u0219i \u00ee\u021bi voi da s\u0103 gu\u0219ti din cele mai minunate fructe p\u00e2n\u0103 vom ajunge acolo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Matei<\/strong>: Bine! Dar nu mai scutura din cap. \u00ce\u021bi cad bezele din coarne \u0219i sunt tentat s\u0103 le m\u0103n\u00e2nc!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Matei: \u021aie \u00ee\u021bi plac dulciurile? Cerbul \u0218ni\u021bel: \u00cen lumea din care vin eu dulciurile se pot doar mirosi. Matei: Vrei s\u0103 spui c\u0103 nu ai gustat niciodat\u0103 bezelele din coarne? Cerbul \u0218ni\u021bel: Bezelele acelea sunt doar de decor. Matei: Mie cel mai mult \u00eemi place s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nc dulciuri. M\u0103 binedispun. Cerbul \u0218ni\u021bel: Simpaticul meu prieten\u2026buna […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2696,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":true,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[28,1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poftadeviata.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2692"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poftadeviata.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poftadeviata.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poftadeviata.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poftadeviata.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2692"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/poftadeviata.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2692\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2697,"href":"https:\/\/poftadeviata.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2692\/revisions\/2697"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poftadeviata.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2696"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poftadeviata.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2692"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poftadeviata.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2692"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poftadeviata.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2692"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}